The first time was probably 15 years ago. And I can actually understand how that one happened... there was snow and ice on the roads and the person driving probably turned the corner on to our street going a bit too fast for the road conditions, got a bit loose and took out our mailbox. What really pissed us off is that he/she didn't bother to stop and say "sorry" or "I'll fix that for you". Instead he(I'm assuming) drove on down the street and parked in a neighbors driveway. Now the reason we know it was this particular car was that we could follow the tire tracks from the scene of the crime right to his parking place. We could've made an issue out of it, but opted not to.
We replaced the mailbox at our own expense.
We also placed a very large rock, probably 100 lbs. or more that is odd shaped, almost pointy at the top, next to the mailbox and planted some daylillies around the area.
I think it was less than a year later that we got a phone call from a neighbor while we were out to dinner that the police were looking for us. Us? What had we done? Well, it wasn't what we had done, but what a suspect had done to our mailbox. Apparently the youth was involved in a high-speed chase and turned into our neighborhood and down our cul-de-sac without realizing it was a dead-end street.
When he turned the corner too fast, he ran up in our yard and took out our new mailbox. But the happy ending here is that the big rock got hung up under his car and he drug it all the way down the street before running his car up into another neighbors driveway where his car wouldn't go any further because of the damage the rock had done to it. The kid ran away on foot, but the police tracked him down from his text books he left lying in the front seat. Doh!!
We got home and drove down the street to retrieve our rock. It was quickly becoming our "pet rock". John loaded it into the truck and we hauled it back home where he placed it back in place next to the remains of our shattered mailbox. The rock to this day still shows the scuff marks of where it was dragged down the street.
The boy's mother made him pay for our new mailbox and to have the neighbor's driveway repaired where the rock had scratched the surface. (I thought that was a ridiculous request on their part, but I guess they wanted to teach him a lesson). I'm sure he had to pay for the damages to his mother's car as well. I'm guessing it was the most expensive rock that kid ever ran over.
Over the years, we've added a few smaller rocks around the mailbox and the daylillies have expanded to a nice sized little flowerbed. Of course right now it's just a bunch of tall, green leafy fronds that have grown to hide Pet Rock , who sits there waiting for the next hapless suspect. Pet Rock watches over our mailbox and yes, our cars.** Pet Rock that waits to wreak havoc on the next car that ventures too far off of the pavement and crosses onto our propertyline.
**Had either of our cars been parked at the end of the driveway as they normally would had we both been home, then that boy would most certainly have hit our car as well since the mailbox is less than 5' from the edge of the driveway.
So, a few weeks ago on a Friday morning, I didn't go to the gym as I normally do because I had been battling an infection in my lungs caused from my allergies. Anyway, I did go out shortly after 7am to take Olivia out and right away I noticed that Pet Rock was lying in the driveway on it's side instead of standing sentry duty next to the mailbox. WTH???
As we approached the end of the driveway, I saw the torn pieces of daylilly fronds lying in the street and many more that were mashed into the curb and the tire mark where it had gone thru the flowerbed. It appearred as if the car might've gotten temporarily hung up and sat spinning his tires on the fronds, judging by the way they were crushed into the curb. Pet Rock was wearing fresh scuff marks and I knew it had claimed another victim. The anger and annoyance I felt over someone having nearly taken out another mailbox was quickly replaced with a wicked little smile as I silently hoped that Pet Rock had done enough damage to the car to have taught a lesson to the perpetrator.
I called John after I got to work and told him to be careful when he got home as Pet Rock was parked at the edge of the driveway and I didn't want him to run over it, not noticing it sitting there. He asked why it was there, I told him, and simultaneously, as if we'd rehearsed it, we both blurted out, "I hope it damaged their car!" and we laughed.
That evening, after he had put Pet Rock back in it's place to once again stand sentry over our little corner of the world, John came in and showed me a piece of the automobile he'd found in the flowerbed. Apparently Pet Rock had taken a bite out of the car and then spit it out.
It just really irks me that someone would run up in to our yard in the first place and cause damage and irks me even more that they don't stop and offer apologies or offer to repair any damages. But it's because of people like that that we keep Pet Rock.
I'm beginning to think that Pet Rock needs a friend to help stand guard. I've got some large pieces of granite lying about that has very sharp, jagged edges on it, I think that would be the perfect mate for Pet Rock.
Honestly though, I had the windows open during the time this incident had to have happened, so I'm surprised I didn't hear the noise, or at the very least, that the dogs didn't cause a commotion when it happened.
So if you're ever in the neighborhood, stop by and visit our Pet Rock. Feel free to pet Pet Rock or have your picture taken with it. But don't ever drive your vehicle anywhere near it or you'll be sorry!!